"Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"Pharmacist: "We sure do."Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."Jacob: "Adult diapers?"Pharmacist: "Sure."Jacob: "Ok, we'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."More compliments of RabbiRabbitOn the average, an American man underage 75 will have sex two to three times a week, whereas aJapanese man the same age will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese...Dr. Epstein was a renowned physician who earned his undergraduate, graduate, and medical degrees in his home town and then left for Manhattan, where he quickly rose to the top of his field.Soon he was invited to deliver a significant paper, at a conference, coincidentally held in his home town. He walked on stage and placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong. Oh Mick, what have I done. Have I been cheating on you?”“No. You may have been abused, and assaulted, perhaps. I’m sorry lover. I thought I had saved you from that shit.”“Oh no Mick. You did save me. You had no control over any of this.”“Kendi, if this doctor has been abusing you, I am going to hurt him.”“No lover. I don’t want you in trouble.”I sat and stewed for several minutes while Kendi got off my lap and made breakfast. I ate without a word. I think Kendi could see the smoke coming out of my ears.“Mick. Calm down. When you are done, please call Marie for me. But I want to talk to her in private, if you don’t mind.”“Why?”“If I have a bad reaction, I don’t want you to get angrier and it will give me time to compose myself before I tell you.”“I don’t like it. I should be there to support you.”“I want your support, lover, but I don’t want you to lose it.”“I won’t. Kendi? Truth?”“Truth.”“I promise I won’t lose it and I will always support you.”“OK.”I called Marie.“Hi, Marie, this is.
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